How do you know who your true friends are?

When they make a "gay things you say list" behind your back. Found out earlier this week that Stewart and Landon had been compiling a check mark list of gay things I say each day behind my back! HAHA! It was amazing to see how many check marks I had for each day! It's ok though because I know they are both gay. Makes you think what else can be done behind your back... hm?!?